We’re All Getting a Free Ride

Listen to me,

I depart tomorrow with Mrs. Fly and two fucking dogs in tow, meandering throughout the southeast corridor heading north, en route into hell (NYC). I chose to drive rather than select a more modern form of transport in order to extend my stay as long as I like, having the dogs alongside for the ride, sicking them to attack people who might approach me without permission.

Because of this, my schedule is busy and I won’t have much time to update the fucking blog, let alone field your calls, asking me to accept your money for proper management. I wanted to pen this blog to inform you, rather emphatically, that we are getting free rides off the backs of the FOMC, who will be quite busy printing new billion dollar bills soon. What I mean by that is this and listen very carefully:

The Fed should not be lowering rates now, but are. They are doing this in an attempt to circumvent a repeat of the 2008 financial crisis, due to the debt maturity wall that is looming from now till 2028. This unique scenario will provide you and me alike with CHEAP CREDIT for a period not to eclipse 3 years. During the next 3 years, I expect rates to collapse to 3.5% and markets to soar by 100%. This is the free ride.

After this, markets will invariably and categorically CRASH into the 100th anniversary of the 1929 varietal. In a sense and most likely quite literally, we are replaying history and that would make this ‘the roaring twenties’. After we’ve risen enough and the last bear has been shot, markets will run out of steam and perhaps at that time we can relive the wonderful Great Depression era of the 1930s, inevitably leading to war with Germany or someone else we don’t like, to satiate the vampires and caitiffs amongst us.