First I’d like to tell you that I got your emails and will get back to you about managing your piker accounts when I can. Understand something, I’ve been barraged with hundreds of emails from people rich and poor all clamoring for the honor of having me run their money. I am just one man and not an octopus; therefore, and this goes without saying, you’ll need to relax.
I decided on starting my own RIA, as opposed to working for someone else. At first I was open to the idea of working at a firm but the more I thought about it the more I hated the idea. I want to do what I want and when I want to do it and there isn’t anyone alive who can stop me.
Speaking of which, Sirs, do you intend to step in front of the market locomotive? Have you seen the pageantry and all of the market excesses today? Do not be tricked or fooled, young man, this fucking market is going higher with or without you. I have no doubt about it and will place my entire life on the line to prove it.
I closed out the session with solid gains of +158bps. My quant has been on fire lately and was +257bps. I am heavily long and ready to be bourbon’d, appreciative of my people and those adorning me with fancy emails compelling me to “please take my money.”
I will Sir, in good time.
To make further inquiries email me flybroker@gmail. My minimum is whatever your maximum is.
Good day.
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