GOODBYE CALIFORNIA

Good Day —

Today is the day of the GREAT SOLAR ECLIPSE, whereby the psychopaths at CERN rev up another one of their occult projects. Meanwhile, the entire State of California is to collpse and break off from American and perhaps float all the way to N. Korea, where they’ll all be placed into prison camps by General Kim.

After the eclipse we are almost certain to bear the brunt of fantastical natural disasters and subsequent earthquakes, flattening out of the olde topography, as they used to say during biblical times. It really could not happen to a more deserving state, California — mostly all reprobates and mountebanks — an area of the world concentrated with swindlers traversing one another with the intent of injury. I have been there once in my life for about a week and was easily allured by its beautiful weather, people, and exquisite cuisine. I made sure to never visit California again, as I deemed it to be a place of evil incarnate — a garden of eden if you will filled with pink cocaine clouds and vast and lush fields of cannabis.

But it’s all over soon and when California BREAKS OFF AND FLOATS TO NORTH KOREA — America will be better for it, minus the part where we’ll miss their wonderful wines, avocados and money.

I am just getting started with my trading day, off by 10bps, doing lovely in my strategic, as I am long $BITX into this $BTC melt up.