COLLAPSE *

The melt up that could’ve been gave way to collapse and now you’re all thinking — “how did Lord Fly manage through it all?”

My gains were stolen from me — but they were never large to begin with. I went from +30bps to FLAT and I am only flat thanks solely to enterprising moves on my behalf to short the fucking market into the ground.

Heading into the afternoon session, I am smartly hedged, perfectly balanced. Anyone can make or lose money — but can you close flat?

I am short the NASDAQ, short bonds, short oil, long gold, long Bitcoin and several other stocks. Since we’ve done nothing but leg lower the past hour or two, I will wait in the tall grass again — patiently waiting for my prey to hobble behind the pack. When I see her, I will pounce and rip into it limb by limb — causing bloods and bone matter to spill and crack all over the prairie. Other zebras will look on in horror as I chew their loved one — profoundly victorious and satiated.