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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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BLACKENED TUESDAY IS NEXT!

When I was a boy, around 7 years old, I had a crush on a 10 year old girl and I wanted her to be my girlfriend — even though she was out of my league. I asked the Gods one evening before bed to curry me favor and to grant her to me, as I felt entitled to enjoy the company of such a fine specimen. The very next day whilst having a personal stroll along the corridors of my housing tenement — she asked me to be her boyfriend — at which point I flatly rejected her overtures as ridiculous.

I’ve been doing this my entire life — manifesting fantastical things — all bestowed upon me with such expediency that I could only feel a certain sense of speciality whilst walking in corridors today amongst ordinary people.

Some of you misconstrue the purpose of this blog and the purpose of Stocklabs — look towards it and me as a God to help you manifest things. You’d be wrong to think that of me and you’d be wise to understand the purpose of men, all men, is to walk their own path — carve out their own corner of the universe with their own hands — breaking through stone if they have to in order to attain what is rightfully theirs.

For some of us, life is charmed — easy from the start — barely any waterbugs to kill in the house growing up. But for others, life is an albatross — a weight that manifests itself always at the wrong time. It’s easy to give up and become comfortable in failure, chalking things up to “bad luck” or a “rigged game.” But the truth is simpler and more direct: you extract from this life what you’re able to invest, whether it’s time or money — no difference.

For the slothful and wastrels — life is an arduous climb, rugged terrain for decades on end until collapse and then forgotten like the summer breeze on August 13th 1983 — when young Fly ran about the neighborhood on the hunt — kicking cans and sipping gallons of sugar water in pursuit of glory.

I closed the session +44bps, fixed in a NET SHORT position for tomorrow — intending to manifest the entire market lower, as I feel, if being honest with you, it is my right to do so.

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  1. john galt

    That’s a very real take on life, harder you go and don’t give up the upside is unlimited it seems

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