Bulls Need to Defend Themselves Now

ATTENTION BULLS

This is where you make a stand. Bond yields are lower nearly 5bps, oil is up and small caps are unch. You do not need to be afraid. Look at me: Joe Biden has this in the bag, Jack. Get out there now with the money you have and defend all of those great American companies, like $DIS and $PFE.

Are you gonna allow those conservative traitors who are “rooting for Russia” ruin your LGBTQ plus friendly environ?

I know the Fed no longer has your back and are instead toiling away in an effort to destroy you. But don’t let that stop you from “American exceptionalism.” You’ve seen all of the movies that demonstrated how much better America is and now she needs you. Defend her honor and glory and put on that fucking mask now and buy some stocks!

Call all of your tranny friends and do the same and let’s send those racists Nazis back into their bear dens to fall back asleep.