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Market Doesn’t Tank — Shoots Higher Instead

Bears got a little excited on Friday after a bad session where risk was removed from the tape. But lo and behold here we are again SHOOTING THE FUCK HIGHER amidst a frenzy. People want and like the deals. I am +55bps with mostly cash now.

I have been hobbling around on what I imagine to be a TORN MENISCUS. I of course will never visit a doctor or get surgery for it — but will instead recover in my own way. I am sure a great many of you FOOL have gotten surgery for it because you’re stupid and your doctors fooled you out of your money. I will not fall for such trickery and will do my own version of physical therapy, which entails letting it heal for a week and then lots of flexibility exercises. Before you know it, I’ll be running the 40 yard dash again, as if I were trying out for the NFL.

Breadth is 70%, focus is on tech. As you were.

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  1. alaric

    I hope you heal quickly. Meniscus surgery is easy Most any ortho can do it effectively. I had an old man tear in both knees repaired and six months later spent three months hiking in Nepal

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  2. alaric

    I hope you heal quickly. Meniscus micro surgery is easy. Most any ortho can do it effectively. I had an old man tear in both knees repaired and six months later spent three months hiking in Nepal

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