iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
23,474 Blog Posts

JUNE IS IN THE FUCKING BOOKS; JULY LOOMS

Oh you think you’re gonna make it back selling short in July? Think again, bitch.


Seasonal returns for July via Stocklabs

That shit just doesn’t happen. The summer is gonna be hot as fuck — and the Africans are gonna light some Roman candles into your fucking face. Speaking of which, my coverage of the FRENCH RIOTS OF 2023 have gotten me a ban in France for my Twitter account. I am almost certain those fuckers would arrest me in France if I happened to be there now.

This was fun.

What next? Oh, I made almost 8% for June in pretty easy trading. I have an account that allocates to Tesla only and that was up 19% with only half of the account invested. And the Quant was up more than 6.9%. It had been placed in a lot of low beta names for June — but that will change for July — as the quant now ranks high growth stocks with more exuberance.

I have been fascinated by the Flying Taxi gambits — stocks like JOBY ACHR and of course UBER.

Over the weekend, I fully expect to see riots in France subside, as cooler minds prevail. The good citizens of France will come to realize that receiving GIBS from local stores isn’t worth the price paid with their souls and that fomenting violence isn’t necessarily a proper and civil way to conduct oneself and if matters need to be redressed — the court of law is always open to hear complaints.

OR, the submentals from Africa will rampage throughout the countryside, cannibalizing the whites of property and dignity — because IQ is a determinate factor in propensity to commit wanton acts of violence. The riots will only subside when the French police come out in force and begin shooting people in the face (non lethal of course and in Minecraft) for upsetting the nature of western society — which was founded on commerce powered by innovation and the strength of its people to protect its sovereignty.

But you know what will happen.

The only nation in Europe permitted to express a desire for sovereignty is Ukraine — and thank the heavens the Russians are helping liquidate all of the Nazis who’ve been meddling throughout the country — unchecked for decades.

If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter

2 comments

  1. juice

    very politically UNkourekt

    I like it

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  2. richardweiner

    N I G G E R E G G I NR
    I I E. E
    G G G. G
    G. G G. G
    E. E I. I
    R R N. I. G. G. E. R

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"