LUKASHENKO TO THE RESCUE: PMC WAGNER STANDS DOWN

Our boy, best dictator of Europe, Lukashenko negotiated a deal with the PMC head to fuck off and instead of invading Moscow and killing Russians — he will now take his marauding band of pirates to “guard” the Belarussian-Polish border in exchange for guarantees.

This all strikes me as utterly ridiculous. Perhaps PMC Wagner will now invade Ukraine from the north. Or, even better, perhaps they’ll invade Poland and direct their violence into the heart of the GLOBOHOMO.

Either way, Putin looks weak after this. A true strong man would’ve drawn and quartered Prighozin in the Red Square and maybe massacred the entire PMC Wagner inside lion pits. Instead, they get to go back to doing the things they love best and the war drags on.

In connected news, Putin agreed to fire the Russian MOD heads, as per Prighozin’s demands — again another L for Vlad. In their place will likely be people more criminally minded, wholly intent on “bringing peace” through more war at a more rapid pace.

For insight into the beautiful mind of Luka, watch this clip.