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PREPARE FOR WAR PLEBS!

American and German armor getting shredded in the Donbas. More weapons and more death on the horizon, all the while we spend the lives of our Ukrainian brothers so eagerly. If you think about it, since Ukraine is so important, Americans should be in the Donbas, boots on ground, fighting against the Russian hordes. After all, if Ukraine can fight and defend all of the free world — shouldn’t we?

Most conservative estimates point towards 500-1,000 KIA per day on the Ukrainian side. For us to win for them, just like we helped out S. Vietnam, we’d need to send at least 500,000 men. Back in WW1, we fought for 110 days and lost 110,000 lives. I suspect, based off current events, we could expect similar deaths.

The question is: how fast can we defeat the Russian army and force them to heel? We’d have the Flinstones in the Baltics helping us and a neutered German Reich army, as well as a flabby UK gathering. On the whole, we might expect Russia to commit MAXIMUM resistance against a US entry into the war, as well as submarine warfare near Alaska and in the Pacific. Whilst a world war might seem scary to you, you should not be afraid — for we are spending lives in order to save lives — whilst at the same time breaking up the Russian empire and placing one of our own on the Russian throne — someone who could celebrate the month of June with us and regale in the glory of the rainbow standard.

As an aside, a war of this magnitude might require a military draft in the United States — which as you know is exactly the right thing to do because all should contribute in the struggle for freedom and fight back the despotism that our forefathers fought against by dropping gelatin gasoline munitions on women and children in Germany and Japan. Because of those actions, we now enjoy the subservience of those civilizations — bought and paid for with the blood of those not in a position to become exempt or commissioned as an officer behind the line of contact.

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5 comments

  1. john galt

    What headline would convince long ass letter peeps to go along with a war draft? That’s what headlines seem important now a days so just curious

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  2. bob smith

    Given that Ukrainian women, adolescents and senior citizens are kicking Russian a$$, do you really think our combat-ready troops would have much difficulty in dispensing of untrained, inexperienced Russian prisoners/combatants who are using WWII armory?

    Seriously?

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    • metalleg

      bob smith turns on CNN and sits back in his Lazy Boy. The news anchor then says, “hi bob. We really appreciate you watching. What’s wrong with you.”

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  3. duuude

    Misspelled Juneteenth

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    • metalleg

      Misspelling Juneteenth could be considered a hate crime.

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