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CARL ICAHN POLEAXED BY INTERNET SHORT SELLER

What the fuck Carl?

You’re supposed to retire with dignity and honor, a testament to your wonderfully successfully career on Wall Street as an absolute icon. Yet here you are getting bowled on by Hindenburg reZEARCH who claims you’ve made a fatal mistake, classic even, of being OVER-LEVERAGED.

Say it ain’t so Carl. Please tell me you’re gonna put the tennis racket down and slap the shit out of these assclowns.

This is what Hindenburg had to say about Carl “Fuck You, Give me Three Seats on your Board” Icahn.

Shares of IEP are down a staggering 38% over the past two days. Apparently Wall Street no longer believes in Carl — very sad and very greasy of them.

Even Montauk Bill Ackman is rejoicing in Carl’s anguish.

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3 comments

  1. juice

    ‘Even Montauk Bill Ackman is rejoicing’? Especially Montauk Bill is rejoicing. I’m sure he’s held a grudge since Uncle Carl butt-fucked him, Deliverance style, in HLF.

    Montauk Bill probably did the reZEARCH on this hit piece hisself.

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  2. j pow pow

    How is Carl allowing that pervert Bill to parade around with this victory lap.

    I hope he chops dicks off post-earnings this week

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  3. tha pirate

    It’s pronounced ‘BAWD’ Cap’n…

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