iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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LEVERAGED LONG INTO THE RALLY TO COME

Today my brain was addled with sneezes and thoughts about my dead tree. Tomorrow, I shall feast on the bones of my enemies — as I closed the session, albeit weak, up 65bps. I am now 147% LEVERAGED LONG into what I view as a no brainer long trade.

My visions aren’t the result of too many sneezes to the brain, but what I’d like to believe is a vast reservoir of experience and a wealth of knowledge. However, should my gambit fall flat, I will most likely blame it on my seasonal allergies.

Understand something, you are reading the missives of a man whomst is +40% for the annum. The very fact that I bother to update this blog — you should feel fortunate for it and thank the Gods I am charitable enough to offer my insight — FREE FROM CHARGE!

I understand the pecking order of things and know the poor olde hedge fund managers are desperately seeking out higher stocks in order to secure their comfort this summer at the Hamptons — cocaine fueled parties festooned with trannies and mountebanks.

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3 comments

  1. mrcharlie

    Howdy Fly! We love what you! Hope things are well with you and that garden 🙂

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  2. john galt

    This blog has rocked half my life it seems! Just got my sons first car running today, 2002 allroad that was parts in boxes. Great winter project, just got his license and ready to roll. Thoroughly enjoy picturing fly strutting like Conor or Vince on pax dumbass Americana aka Helens.

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  3. mrcharlie

    I meant to say we love what ya do! Lol

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