It was a frustrating day for civilians out there. But let it be noted here in these halls — professionals prospered. I am not referring to hedge fund faggots or advisoooors who rip people off for a living. I am referring to bloggers like me — folks with time machines and who have highly calibrated data platforms — like Stocklabs — under their tutelage.
It also should be noted that markets look SCARY. Ooh — be careful out there. We have a grim scenario playing out and all are in danger. Danger is, as some people suggest, ahead.
I managed to trade well around a 100% long portfolio to achieve a return of +2.4%. My gains have been so prolific, even Mrs. Fly has begun to take note. She’s even tried to convince me to “open a YouTube” and teach layman’s — such as herself — how to invest. Presently, she learns about investing via Tik Tok.
Regrettably, I had to inform her that I had no desire to teach anyone, including herself, how to do anything at all. As a matter of fact, I much prefer to trick people.
That being said, markets are mired in panic over the banks and soon we might fixate on OFFICE REITS — because no one is going back to work — not now not ever.
I have begun to think about life after stocks and what I might do for a career after the market ceases to exist. Maybe I’ll get into the propaganda business or become a rancher — maybe both!
I closed hedged at around 24% via inverses on top of a 100% quant driven long book. Very simple, very clean.
Don’t let that fly rancher slip away, you’re on to something
I, think, the non bailout bailouts, allowed them to add their final .25 on skull and bones day 322.
I seen on TV that if you encounter a black bear you shouldn’t look them the eye because they will assume you are a threat and attack you.
Seems like good advice if encounter black people as well
Isn’t ‘China-Jim Brandon’ supposed to be a fiduch-bagery for the USA? Reckless spending, endless cash for Ukraine and simply giving away billions in Afghanistan as we abandon everything that is good and right. It’s a shit show folks, and I’m not sure if we can survive until the next election cycle in 2024 (when the Democrat-Islamist-Socialist party will undoubtedly come up with NEW tricks to try and hang on to power).
YES we ARE screwed.
I’m pretty sure you already dabble in propaganda via your twitter feed.
I’m pretty sure you already dabble in propaganda via your twitter feed.