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Thrown Out of the Matrix

My run is over. I fell victim to a vagrant form of identity theft last night and have been consumed by it all morning, tracking down the devil who placed an order for an iPhone under my name. I will find him and cut his head off.

Because of this distraction, my seemingly infallible grip on the stock market has been changed and I am now chasing the dragon instead of leading it. I had a massive short position at the open, which I errantly discarded and now I re-entered an oil short but too late and have been placed in a position of loss to the tune of -1.05%. It’s safe to assume that my recent streak of fantastic luck through skill is over and I will now spend the next 6 months attempting to achieve former glory.

To me, the market had looked good this morning. I was on the phone with TRANS-FUCKING-UNION at he time my fortunes turned from up to down and now I am blackpilled to the point where I cannot think of a method of go green today. As sure as I am sitting here, I will try, and then fail, and then try again.

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2 comments

  1. iflyjetzzz

    Baby boomers are retiring/retired. They are going to shift their savings to fixed income as interest rates rise. Bearish for the markets for years to come.
    That paradigm shift will eventually sink in and the markets will struggle for a few years to come.

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  2. iflyjetzzz

    Baby boomers are retiring/retired. They are going to shift their savings to fixed income as interest rates rise. Bearish for the markets for years to come.
    That paradigm shift will eventually sink in and the markets will struggle for a few years to come.

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    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"