iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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THE WINSHIP CONTINUES

House Fly is hosting friends from NYC today, so I have been trading lightly from the tennis courts. I will let you know, in case you’ve been concerned, my fortunes have greatly improved and now stand, once again, at RECOURD HIGHS +1.14%.

Gains for the year ENCROACH on +30% and I am quite literally just getting started. I am 115% leveraged long without a hedge and endeavor to trade like this until I fail. I do believe, deep down into my soul, that I am deserving of more. I think of the gains I’ve made and do not feel grateful or fortunate, but an insatiable desire for more.

You could of course access my ideas and picks in real time, enabling yourselves to trade alongside a champion. But that would only improve your lives and place you in a position to make a good life decision, which we both know is the exact opposite of your lifestyle choices to date.

A subscription to Stocklabs cost maybe $59 or $99 per mo — which gives you a wonderful data platform, powerful screen, mean reversion algorithms, active community of fuckheads and gamblers, and me. But please do not consider this a sales pitch, as I am simply pointing out how you, the reader, might improve your station.

My health is wonderful and I am feeling very great.

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2 comments

  1. Jahfari

    I still love you good sir. I’m an old EXODUS member and, dare i say, OA subscriber.

    Your content is always appreciated… I need to join Stocklabs and will not hesitate in doing so.

    FWIW, the CFO of my company put me on to you about 6 years ago.

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  2. txchick57

    115% leveraged long looks a little dicey into that pukage this AM

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