iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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A PANORAMIC VIEW OF MARKETS: WE ARE FUCKED

I want you all to shut up and stop talking about markets rallying. I do not want to hear it anymore and if anyone inside Stocklabs even utters the word “pivot” — I am going to fire you from the platform and then physically assault you, in Minecraft of course.

BEHOLD your market.

Discard your recency bias and have a look at the real trend of your beloved NASDAQ, an index teeming with homosexual technology companies — evil and malevolent left wing extremists whose design is to genocide those on the right. Whilst that sentence you just read might appear to be hyperbolic, IT MOST CERTAINLY IS NOT.

The simple fact of the matter is, the country is Balkanized already, fractured from decades of corruption and evil. The markets are merely a reflection of all the nonsense coming to a head.

“But Fly, can we rally in 2023? What if Russia surrenders to Ukraine and Poland occupies Kaliningrad?”

No.

DOWN WE GO in 2023. The sell off will be as violent as it is beautiful.

“But Fly, why do you want to bore witness to Pax Americana ending?”

Shut up.

There isn’t much else to discuss, aside from telling you once again that I am at record highs and that I deserve more money and that I am doing quite well because I am a very good person and that I prefer to trade in a down market because I like to see stocks going lower because I feeeeeeeel betrayed and that I no longer care to pretend even though it’s fun to pretend and that I hope to see a brighter future once all of the puppet masters have been publicly executed (in Minecraft).

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13 comments

  1. soonerxii

    Best writing on the net rn

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  2. soonerxii

    Best writing on the net rn

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  3. richardweiner

    Soy sauce in authentic Thai restaurants is made from Gook jizz.

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  4. jtizzle

    Happy Holidays! Xoxoxo

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  5. soupbone

    A Marxist Mordor is life today in the G7. Someday we will laugh again.

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  6. helen

    FED has pivot-ed, $ going lower and indices higher, for few weeks at least

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  7. purdy

    A mainstream news outlet went off script last week and talked about the CIA taking out JFK. This on top of all the details about how the FBI managed news at Twitter and elsewhere. Yeah, these things are not news to anyone paying attention …but one should be asking: How will the criminals running the place react when they’re put on the defensive if this type of chatter gets legs …and if talk about some of the CIA’s co-conspirators gets an airing? Have our betters shown a proclivity to go quietly?

    Striking out physically at those who go off-script? … a new false flag? …even going quietly (although these Ministry of Truth/war with Russia maniacs are NOT inclined to NOT push the limits.)

    Well-connected rats will reposition in the light of the extreme level of uncertainty about how this will play out. And none of this was fully priced in with Friday’s selling.

    Disclaimer: I’ve long underestimated how easily Americans can be programmed and controlled.

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  8. Cricket

    The sooner California submerges under a massive earthquake the better. I just hope all the good folks who’ve gotten trapped by Moloch’s spawn in San Francisco have managed to escape to Texas.

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  9. duuude

    Tovip

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  10. soupbone

    ZH: US mulls sending Patriot systems to Ukraine.
    My guess is they went over this weekend, last night.

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