AMAZON CRASHES — CLOWN PUNCHED LOWER ON EARNINGS MISS

The stock is down 20% after missing and guiding the fuck lower. The details are unimportant, as you can get that shit elsewhere. What is important is a MAJOR warning out of INTC, AMZN, META, GOOGL and even other formally great names like MPWR.

How many times do I need to remind you that it’s over?

Because I am a hero in America, I sold the fuck short via TZA, SOXS, SQQQ into the bell. My hopes and dreams are coming true in the after-hours, as I intend to destroy America in order to save her. The earnings reports you are seeing now is JUST THE BEGINNING, as things will unravel from here and so on and so forth, paving the way to a collapse in consumer confidence and subsequent job losses. Once we see 1 million job losses per mo, the Fed will pause. Faggots on the long side will roll in and get rolled over, as the narrative will immediately shift from sucking Fed cock to the dissolution of the Unites States and its financial hegemony.

At some point, we will need to prepare for a dollar collapse. Until then, we will sell these stocks down via shorts, hedged with longs showing good relative strength, methodically, but absolutely, profiting from the destruction of the stock exchange.