Hesitant About Another Rally

Rates did not collapse and the dollar held its own on a massive up day, with the Dow up more than 800. I closed with a slightly bullish position — hedged by TMV and UVIX longs.

Things of note:

JODAS blew the fuck up today and won the Stocklabs “TRADE TO ZERO” contest. He was all in RLMD into today, into a halt and 80% downside pin action. His account started at $100k, went as high as $174k, and finished negative $14k. Well done. He gets $1,000 directly from my purse (pause).

I also added my YOLO account to Stocklabs. It is an “all in one stock” portfolio designed for insane trading action. I started this piece of shit account about a month ago at $15k and have since jimmied it to $26k. If it blows up, so be it.

Finally, I made 2.2% today, increasing my YTD gains to +50%. If you can take one thing away from Le Fly it is he’s never fooled or tricked and the war is something he firmly believes in and watches — ebbing into outright insurrection. Just kidding, naturally, of course — these sentiments are only meant for my Minecraft universe.