ENJOYOORS: YOUR TIME IN THE SUN IS FAST COMING TO AN END

Last night I thought it was a good idea to do leg exercises at the gym and then use 3 or 4 martinis as my post workout recovery beverage. Needless to say, the carpenters are fucking pounding away inside my house whilst I’m bedraggled with a most unfortunate migraine, leg cramps, and perhaps COVID-19. After all, I’m not vaccinated and I generally rummage throughout life touching things and getting in people’s faces. Plus I just got back from Boston, so there is a good chance I’m doomed.

I traded in between naps, woken up by my ADT chime and two dogs barking at the carpenter who is pounding his hammers into my walls.

I closed at my session highs, +36bps, which is a far cry from those most studiously allocated amidst a carnivale blend of UVXY, TQQQ, SHOP and OKE. Given my disposition and general disdain for markets, I more or less took the day off and head into tomorrow sparsely invested, content with the ribald gains already achieved year to date.