MARKETS COLLAPSE; THE FLY WINS AGAIN

I sit before you puffing a cigar every 30-45 seconds, washed down with 6 fingers worth of Apple Jack over ice. The fire is burning bright and hot inside House Fly and the parked chops are nearly grilled to perfection.

I will tell you this, if only for your only nightly comforts — I once again stand before you a supremely victorious man — SHORT the market via 35% weighted SQQQ and FAZ — into the maelstrom of NASDAQ FUTS -200. We haven’t even gotten to see European electricity prices yet and I do hope they digest the fact that Russia blew up the largest HIMARS rocket deport to date, and have all but rendered this wonder weapon ordinary.

Into 4am, look for futures to deteriorate and if you should spot a bounce in the morning — you’d be wise to sell into it. Autumn has started early this year and the fall has already begun.