Listen to me. I am calling for a catastrophe.
Don’t look at your purse or the purse of your neighbors, fellow American scum. Look over to the Atlantic and how bogged the entire continent is in regards to the winter that is coming and all of the money in the world cannot stop what is coming.
DOOM.
I stepped into today 106% long. Because I am a MASTER TRADE and true Space Alien Magician (SAM) — I traded the day back to flat and closed the day 35% short via SQQQ, FAZ and I am also short the VIX via SVIX — which is a bullish position.
I think, and pardon me for suggesting it, we crash the open on Monday.
Have a nice weekend.
Le Fly closed at recourd highs.
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No way EU manufacturing economy goes down without taking the rest of us with it.
You got some serious bull shitters though, that can pull many strings till November.
The number of eyes the wool can be pulled over is shrinking fast (take NFIB for one).
I closed the day +4.78% thanks for UVIX and UVXY. Not sure about your SVIX position.
I closed the day +4.78% thanks for UVIX and UVXY. Not sure about your SVIX position.
S-VIX is for wussies
My hedging records as to whether I ever used it or not and if so to what degree would be heavily redacted
Why is this a surprise?
Price stability is the mandate. Hence, pixie dust is being removed.
Last month after this statement by “the phoenix”
‘at some point’ it would be appropriate to slow the pace of rate tightening,” The markets got giddy and started to get ahead of themselves.
I for one am looking forward to true value. Reality is beautiful.