I attempted a foray on the long side before 3pm and it cost me 20bps. Towards the end of the session, I truly bear’d the fuck up without cause or concern for my safety or the comfort of others near me. The time for pussy footing around the market is over for me. I am now fully engaged and here to help destroy western finance as we know it.
My end game: capitalize on the complete destruction of CALPERS and work towards building an Orbital Space Cannon (OSC) for offensive purposes only.
I have a fuck load of shorts, also some commodity longs and an irrationally large bet on BOIL. My goal with BOIL is simple: profit off the agony of Europe, whilst at the same time planning a trip there in order to revel in my successes over them.
I do not wish any people to lose large sums of money — only the bulls and they aren’t people.
For the session, I extended my cock by 225bps to +50% for 2022 and I am speeding up now 102% invested, dipping ever s slightly into my margin account.
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Balls to the wall piloting the Lincoln into the sun
Not a Lincoln but the FAZ mobile is filled with very expensive gasoline and it’s ready for the long journey.
“Fly and all the greedy speculators like him are the reason prices are going up and why there is so much suffering in the world.”
Helen asked me to pass that along.
She yelled that at me from beneath the overpass as I sped by. I think a group of investors were meeting, there near the barrel of burning trash.
OOSC Offensive Orbital Space Canon
PS As a public service to the CDC I have some alternate names for the hurtful monkeypox name:
hokeypox, humperpox, bumperpox
Hahaha awesome
These currencies moves are enormous. Euro and yen are melting away.
This is going to be a once in a lifetime opportunity to buy foreign assets if you get paid in dollars. Still too early but probably green light to start scaling in a little each month.