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September is Littered with Murderholes

Greetings

I just logged off Twitter after absorbing some great news for NATO. Apparently the Ukrainians are winning the war again and will, at some point, “liberate” both Crimea and Russian controlled Belgorod. This is great news for the west and I am hoping their HIMARS production facilities are working fastidiously, but in a manner on par with equity and equal opportunity for persons of color and pansexuals worldwide.

On the important issue of the stock market, we are nearing the end of summer and will be getting back to business soon. The month of September of course looms and with it a plethora of opportunity to be killed in action.

Below are returns for IWM during the month of August dating back to 2000, courtesy of Stocklabs. As you can see, it has been littered with tragedy and if I am being honest with all of you here and now — I can almost taste the tears of the bulls as they probably had such high hopes after a summer of debauchery and looking forward towards Pumpkin’d Pie and carving out the olde Jack O’ Lanterns.

Does this mean we will face a similar fate in 2022?

 

Yes, that is exactly what it means. This is not a blog of guessing, but a blog of telling. I am telling you now — the market will collapse during the ill fated month of September and if you’re not careful about your portfolio — you too will be liberated from your money and sent packing back to the cold tundra of poverty.

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6 comments

  1. soupbone

    There isn’t safe haven now, at 10% per annum money depreciation cash is only a short term solution. But, the money supply is still out there and it will hunt and blow shit up for a while yet. I like commodities but the onset of recession or any single bad news item will send commodities way lower instantly. The buy will be after the drop because they are a direct beneficiary of inflation which I doubt they can snuff out politically. One day people will realize the monetary easing was excessive and completely an experiment failed.

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    • Orson

      Free markets are healthy markets.
      All must be forced to absorb their own losses.
      14 years ago, the opposite should have been done.

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  2. metalleg

    https://www.linkedin.com/in/natasha-badger

    https://www.tiktok.com/@natasha.badger?_t=8UzytHgFoVP&_r=1

    Let’s keep an eye on her as we move from recession to depression. We might as well be entertained while everything collapses.

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  3. whaler31

    She left out the part about sex.

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  4. Cricket

    “pansexuals”. Not heard that before – something to do with kitchenware?

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  5. moneymindsoul7

    Lies, we gona rally.

    Bye

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