iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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CHINESE GDP COMES IN MIDGET SIZED; FUTURES CLIMB

Shorts are fucking doomed.

Look at these piece of shit numbers out of China.

Nothing seems to stop the upward surge of stocks, as fuckheads are trying to push the market up in July for a 15th consecutive year.

Nasdaq futs are +55 and China is up. It doesn’t fucking matter what the news is, sons a bitches will not sell their stocks, save SHOP.

NASDAQ futures, in a just world, would be down 500 tonight. But they’re not so assume Joey Cocaine from the Hamptons will bid semis up tomorrow in yet another ploy to walk stocks higher.

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6 comments

  1. the_wolf

    Of course China is midget sized, didn’t you learn about cultural anatomy
    Btw, The oil bull never left

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  2. the_wolf

    Seems today may have been a short term bottom,…?

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  3. roguewave

    In 2020

    he “was on TV again, making crazy statements and concerning mental gaffes; he didn’t know what state he was in or what office he was campaigning for,”

    “He apparently thought at one point that he was running for the Senate and later couldn’t remember what state he was campaigning in. This had been going on for months and was getting worse.”

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    • rigged game

      Bullshit. The guy’s a miracle man. He got gas prices DOWN $1.00 and
      unemployment down to 3.5%. He should tell Joe Manchin to go drown
      in an abandoned coal mine, and ABC NBC CBS to go eat shit.

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  4. txchick57

    Semis hit the lower BB on the MONTHLY chart befor bouncing. How much more do you want?

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  5. metalleg

    Seems risk/reward favors a short stance so I’m using todays pop to position for some more downside.

    Who knows, by Monday, Biden may regain consciousness and then we’re really in trouble.

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