iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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HEAVILY LEVERED INTO CATACLYSMIC COLLAPSE

Calm yourselves and STEEL UP for the fires I’ve been warning you about are here and if you’re going to make it — you’ll need to be made of sterner stuff.

Markets have dislocated and are now seaworthy. The NASDAQ shed 530 and nearly everyone long was down more than 5% for the session. Whilst I empathize with your predicament, I am here to help and have been telling you the correct path to take for more than 6 months now.The fact that you’ve refused my advise is an affront on my person and I will never forgive you for it.

That said, I closed the session DOWN 0.43% due to some late day buying. I am 125% leveraged both long and short in a concoction designed to perform magic acts at 9:30am. The stated goal here gents is to live to fight under better conditions. If we can arb out 10% monthly gains while we wait for nuclear warheads to detonate over Warsaw, so be it.

We all must sacrifice for the greater good.

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2 comments

  1. soupbone

    You know how to stir with pictures of old people eating ice cream. I’ve no time for any of them. Our young marxist has tested positive for covid the second time btw. Yours is looking awful too.

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  2. john galt

    Haha for the greater good, one of my personal favorites. I enjoy is as much as Jim getting that sugar rush.

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