iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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QUITE BUSY, FUCK OFF

Because I left work early today my investments soured and I barely made 19bps. This is on par with cataclysm and I’m quite upset by it.

Having said that, my new job is to spend ruinous amounts of money on rugs, and wooden floors, and trim work, and CUSTOM LIBRARIES.

I must go now, dinner at the club followed up by planning to spend more.

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2 comments

  1. metalleg

    If your situation is anything like mine, you earn the money and your wife spends the money. Am I close?

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  2. purdy

    Upgrading to the “Parlor Suite” …but the boat’s in trouble.

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