Here Are the Very Best Stocks

Let it come as no surprise to any of you out there that the best of stocks are wholly in the commodities sector of the market — the place where Vladimir Putin twists his Russian knife most severely. Using the Stocklabs ranking system, I intend to provide you all with the top rated stocks over the past month with volume over 300,000 per day and then the one’s little known to the outside world, the orphan stocks who trade less than 300,000 per day. No need to thank me for this gift, as I am a patriot.

As you can see it’s littered with downstream (refiners) and natural gas names, mostly due to the fact that we are being RAPED at both the pump and inside or our water heaters. I apologize for using such a violent word to describe my stock screener.

And here are the orphan stocks, the one’s no one wants to adopt because of fears they’ll steal all of the china at night.

My generosity is without boundaries.

On a non-stock related note, I watched the new season of Stranger Things with my family with weekend and was not surprised to learn how stupid the writers have become since taking their COVID-19 vaccination. The plot was utterly retarded and I wanted to throw my television out of the window, but refrained because I still need to pretend I am a normal person in front of my children. This is just another example of how movies and shows have denigrated since the COVID-19 vaccinations, mostly due to blood clots inside of their fucking brains.

I did not see the new Top Gun yet, but will do so soon. I fully expect to see Maverick shot down and KILLED by a transgender Canadian pilot with rainbow stickers festooned all over his/her F-35.