NETFLIX COLLAPSES UNDER THE WEIGHT OF ITS OWN HUBRIS ***

Agi-prop disseminator and loss leader for the CIA is being exterminated in the after-hours — DOWN OVER 20% — on truly abysmal sales and earnings numbers. The company is citing aggressive competition — but the truth can discovered through anecdotal evidence.

"Our revenue growth has slowed considerably." $NFLX

— The_Real_Fly (@The_Real_Fly) April 19, 2022

Let me explain.

NETFLIX started off as a nice project to toss away the DVD and get the movies you like inside of your home via streaming. About a decade ago, maybe less, the company was on the verge of BANKRUPTCY. At that time they did a PIPE offering and Carl “Fuck You” Icahn was taking monster stakes in the company and then God blessed them with original content — HOUSE OF CARDS.

For the first few seasons, House of Cards was great, in a DC satanic sort of way. Quite literally, it was satanic. This paved the way for a sundry of ORIGINAL CONTENT and before you knew it — NETFLIX was allocating billions towards their own programming and people got erections for this idea. Why, Netflix could dish out awesome content right away and subscribers wouldn’t need to visit the movie theaters. As time went on and the content streamed out, Netlfix became synonymous with SUB PAR content, barely watchable screeds that evoked laughter once or twice per showing. In recent years, however, as the purple haired FUCKED inside the company seized control of content and placed transvestites in head roles — the content went from bad to 100% trash — all designed to accomplish several things.

In short:

White men are evil.
Christians are bad.
Black people are awesome.
Gay black people are the best.

As you could imagine, NETFLIX quickly became hated by at least 50% of the country, so it didn’t take long for people to CANCEL and replace it with other SHIT TIERED STREAMING SERVICES, such as the Groomer Network aka Disney.

These companies aren’t necessarily failing due to poor leadership or even terrible content. These people are pissing other people off, too many, and that’s why, on the margin, Netflix is a failure and will continue to fail until substantive change is made.