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BIDEN UNVEILS HISTORIC RELEASE FROM STRATEGIC PETROL RESERVE; PUTIN DEMANDS RUBLES FOR GAS

Multiple cross currents here.

Putin is demanding rubles for gas starting tomorrow and Germany is telling him to fuck off.

GERMAN FINANCE MINISTER LINDNER SAYS WE WILL CONTINUE TO PAY FOR RUSSIAN ENERGY IMPORTS IN EURO

While Biden empties America’s SPR, he’s also unveiling green solutions you fucks.

WHITE HOUSE SAYS BIDEN WILL ISSUE A DIRECTIVE, AUTHORIZING USE OF DEFENSE PRODUCTION ACT TO SECURE AMERICAN PRODUCTION OF CRITICAL MATERIALS TO BOLSTER OUR CLEAN ENERGY ECONOMY

In his head, we are done with oil and will soon survive via windmills.

Also, US policies will lead to widespread famine, notable in Africa. Very racist.

Markets don’t give a fuck. The NASDAQ is up and so are oil stocks. How do you like them apples?

Guess what?

We’re not the only fat fucks rigging stocks. Russia’s non existent ghost economy is apparently all the rage. Their markets are raping higher by 7%.

Into today I had massive exposure to oils and was certain I’d be down 5% today. I was rueing the day to come yet here I am up 1.5%, not giving a fuck about anything at all.

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One comment

  1. soupbone

    Yesterday this was being “mulled over”.
    Today it is announced.
    But when did certain people hear about it? March 23rd maybe? For a quick 10%.
    Sure looks like it was already discounted before yesterday and today.

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