Here are the fucking rules.
From 4/1 to the last trading day of April — portfolios will be tracked using only the Stocklabs portfolios and stocks domiciled in the system.
Trades cannot be edited. Meaning: you cannot retroactively change basis price for sales and purchases. You must trade at market prices inside Stocklabs.
You must conduct a minimum of 20 trades for the month. This is on par with at least 1 trade per day. We do not condone YOLO buy 1 stock and pray for the best approaches to winship.
A Council of Five has been appointed to oversee the contest and can indiscriminately disqualify anyone at anytime with a majority vote. The Council is Chaired by Diddy, accompanied by C2, ARMBUSTER, MR. WEST and Chief Counsel INDEXJOE.
First prize will be $1,000
Second prize: Set of Steak Knives on a Mug
3rd prize: You’re fired.
We will use the 3rd place “winner” as a blood sacrifice to power our gains thru May.
The contest is open to all Stocklabs members at all levels — even our piker $59 per month level. The purpose of this contest is to demonstrate my market greatness, shattering the confidence of all traders who stand in my way and subjugating them in a subordinate position via sheer brutality.
If you haven’t already, create your contest portfolios and drop a link in the Pelican Room and claim your stake.
God Speed and good luck.
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$1000? …A 2024 gallon of milk.
Put a crowbar in your wallet.
Required weekly watch is Meet the Press.
Deepstate actor Richard Engel spoke of how Putin’s plan was to get rid of Zelinsky. But, as you probably do not know, Putin has stated exactly the opposite of this.
Who to believe? …well, Zelinski is the one person who has been built up by the west to have the credibility to sell a compromise with the Rooskis.
Does Putin want a stop to this? …I argue YES.
Do we want a stop? …Fuck no! We could have easily stopped this before it started.
I hope Zelinski has good (non-CIA) security.
Maybe there will be a hypersonic missle named z that the media says took him out while really being an azov mine unintentionally deteriorated. Either way, zelenskyy will be way out of harms way enjoying life in South FL and or on yachts with his billions for carrying out his instructions