iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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SLAVA iBANKCOIN!

It’s not supposed to be easy. If it was, all of you losers could do it on your own. You tried to do it in 2021 and had fun watching Dave Portnoy eating pizza and losing millions due to of his inexperience in the market. You felt glib and bold and went all in when Chamath showcased his skinny legs. Now look at you — total loser with an account in shambles.

Bull markets come and they go and so do the gurus. But only legitimate market Noblemen are able to survive the bear. The fires are indeed burning bright and I have never been fooled by peace in my entire life. I am always in a state of permanent war and can never be tricked by notions of treaties or even an armistice.

BEHOLD AND FEAST YOUR EYES UPON MY ACCOUNTS — ALL AT RECOURD HIGHS YOU STUPID FUCKING SON OF A BITCHES.

What is this trading account?

My whole life I traded longer term and very rarely did I ever day trade. That changed after I created the volume tools in Stocklabs, so in late 2020 I placed an account worth $100k into action and day traded.

$100k to $600k in two years. I think I’m good at day trading too.

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6 comments

  1. roguewave

    Continuous learning, aka experience is priceless in times like these. Voracious reading of history helps too.
    Imagine the gains from SL volume tools which were unavailable in previous market dislocations – added to market experience.

    10 years ago I saw very little value in understanding history; but I changed my stupid tune.

    Zimbabwe-esque inflation numbers of 25% – 30% by midterms not crazy anymore.
    Incumbents answer to all questions: Putin

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  2. roguewave

    Your comment is awaiting moderation.
    I changed 1 word lets see what happens
    Continuous learning, aka experience is priceless in times like these. Voracious reading of history helps too.
    Imagine the gains from SL volume tools which were unavailable in previous market dislocations – added to market experience.

    10 years ago I saw very little value in understanding history; but I changed my stupid tune.

    Zimbabwe-esque inflation numbers of 25% – 30% by midterms not crazy anymore.
    Incumbents answer to all questions: P

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  3. roguewave

    Your comment is awaiting moderation. 4:51P
    3rd attempt. Changed 2 words. Let’s see what happens.
    Continuous learning, aka experience is priceless in times like these. Voracious reading of history helps too.
    Imagine the gains from SL volume tools which were unavailable in previous market dislocations – added to market experience.

    10 years ago I saw very little value in understanding history; but I changed my stupid tune.

    Zim BOBWAY-esque inflation numbers of 25% – 30% by midterms not crazy anymore.
    Incumbents answer to all questions: PuDIN

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  4. roguewave

    Sorry for the dupes. Seems everything was being blocked.

    Below: I believe them.

    @gladstein
    Not a great sign when the leaders have to come out and say that “food supply is not at risk in the EU”
    @vonderleyen
    Food supply is not at risk in the EU.
    And we can take actions to further reinforce it.
    This morning we decided on a range of special measures to help European farmers.
    We will table a package of €500 million to support the most affected of them.

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  5. roguewave

    Uh oh, I would not want to be a crewmember on Jim’s flight to Poland.

    In other news
    According to David Forest, editor, Strategic Investor
    In Michigan, “phantom” Ford Broncos are reportedly piling up in parking lots
    The Broncos can’t be driven.
    They’re missing the chips they need to run.

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  6. roguewave

    Bitcoin PsychOp
    The Byzantine Generals Problem – awesome explanation.
    at 12 mins?
    https://www.corbettreport.com/qfc086-bitcoinpysop/

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