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I AM A PROFESSIONAL

Whilst you preview your portfolios cascading lower into the pits of hell, content and elated to pay $10 gas at the pump in order to show solidarity with our good friends, The Fucking Ukrainians, Le Fly sashayed ever so gently +40bps for the session by way of professional miracle.

I started down bogged out for 1.7% and then, because I am a professional, traded back to green and even got up to more than 100bps before the fucking bottom began to fall out from this shit filled tape. Upon seeing this, because I am a professional, I reduced my longs and pared down losers and hedged via TZA and UVXY. This is what pros do. They don’t just sit there with dicks in hands gawking at themselves through the reflection in their monitors crying like pussies because they got the market wrong.

INCORRECT.

Winners act upon and against their emotions and do the right thing, the professional thing.

I am +16.5% for the year, not due to luck or an ideology that eventually made me money — but because I know what I am doing. Sure, I was down early and like you diving into moron stocks like SHOP and HUBS until I came to terms with the indelible truth that we are in, as a matter of fact, a bear market and there is nothing to stop stocks from steaming lower other than an unconditional surrender from Zelensky.

BEHOLD: NEW MUG DROP

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2 comments

  1. metalleg

    ^^^^^^^^
    True that

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  2. tha pirate

    You have to be an especially stupid person to think that the entire fiasco in Ukraine has nothing to do with Zelensky and EVERYTHING to do with his puppet masters here in the USA Dem party who wanted and needed this unnecessary war to distract and blame “the ROOSKIES” for every fuck-up THEY have done.

    Those of us with a brain know this is all part of a plan.

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