CHEERS TO THE PROFESSIONALS

Bull markets come and go and with them the fortunes made by trader amateurs, mountebanks who sashay in and out of bull markets blowing up in fantastical form — only to come back later on under a new guise offering new SCHEMES for the express purposes of solicitation.

SIRS —

I stand before you once again victorious, on an immense scale. I have won the war and continue to beat upon my enemy until there is nothing left — complete genocide and salting of their lands.

What do I speak of?

Why I speak of gains Sir, gains, and lots of them.

Gaze upon those two images and come to realize that I am not only +16% YTD but my automated Quant for God sakes is +6%. How did I do it?

It is my best talent.

I am what some call ‘the real deal’ and I talk shit because I can back it up.

You will never see me, however, inside of a LAMBO or traversing the planet in search for exotic things — because that stuff is for pussies. I drive an ordinary car and live in an ordinary home and live an ordinary life and expect my life to come and go without much festivities. Nevertheless, while I walk this earth and breathe this air — very few of you can outmatch me in markets.

Into the close, I was fully invested, heavy emphasis on Ag and ancillary ag plays, hedged with a 10% holding in UVXY.

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