DON’T BE FOOLED! Peace Talks Will Fail

Market participants bought with both hands and their cocks today, sending the NASDAQ +220, at the same time WTI crested above $111 and the malevolency of geo-politics grips plebs from almost every country in the world. We’re all waiting to see what our masters will say next. Perhaps the Russian masters will send more troops into other European nations and those masters in Europe will meet them on the battlefield where they might nuke one another.

Over here in the Steaks, we see sanctions being applied almost every 5 mins. We all hate Russians now and will soon begin rounding them up and placing them in concentration camps. But before we do that, we will seize their boats, homes, and any money in their bank accounts. While it’s true, they did not cause Putin to invade Ukraine, it’s also true they’re Russian — so they have that really working against them. If, by chance, you know of a Russian — you should probably report him to your local FBI field office, who will then round them up and remove them from your area.

It’s all for our safety.

With all of this Anti-Russian rhetoric and thieving of Russia’s FX reserves ($400b) — I am pretty sure Putin will do nothing and just accept it. He must, after all, otherwise the Europeans will send their planes into Ukraine to bomb his bogged out convoys — who from what I hear have no food nor fuel.

As for the war, it’s going quite poorly for Russia. Ukraine is saying they kill about 1,000 fresh Russian recruits per day, with many more running away from their tanks and into local villages where they are fed pieces of bread, tea, and given a phone to call their mothers. To date, according to my Twitter OSINT follows, the Ukrainian army hasn’t lost a single man. We thought they did when those 13 brave souls told that Russian Warship “GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER’S YOU CUNT” before receiving an artillery shell to the dome. But it turns out, gratefully, they were all captured instead and provided bread and tea and a phone to call their mothers to let them know they’re safe.

Lots of disinformation happening. However, one thing is indelibly certain — THE GHOST OF KIEV has all but rendered Russian air superiority worthless. I believe he’s shot down 100 Russian jets now and, because of that, when Russian pilots see him, instead of trying to shoot their missiles at him — they just eject from their planes and parachute down into a Ukrainian village, where they are provided ample bread, tea, and of course a phone to call home.

As for tomorrow, BEARISH on stocks, except commodities. Those fuckers will continue to light Jim Biden’s cadaver on fire.

I made 66bps today, blah, blah, blah.

Cheers.

YOUNG RUSSIAN SOLDIER FED BREAD, TEA, AND GIVEN PHONE TO CALL MOM
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— The_Real_Fly (@The_Real_Fly) March 2, 2022