Listen to me, it’s all a disaster. Oil is up 10%. Wheat and corn through the roof. We are memeing out way to war with Russia, powered by the notion they’re all rookie fools on the battlefield according to CNN and my Twitter feed.
Disaster!
We can take them! Come on, please give feudalism one more chance and have your sons fight and die for corporate interests over there in Ukraine. Whatever the fuck they have going on there is so important it has caused world wide tumult and the President of Ukraine, the hero Zelensky, just handed out FREE AK-74s with ammo to his citizens! Imagine that — giving weapons of war to untrained people to go and fight the Russian army. It will be a massacre.
But don’t worry, there’s more.
He’s also having his citizens STACK MOLOTOV cocktails high inside cities to use on the invaders. I am sure these imflammatories will be 100% safe when the Russians begin firing artillery shells into Kiev. All of this is designed to keep a regime in power, sacrificing people on the altar of national pride. While for some, this might be a preferred mode of death — dying for some people up top who enjoy their global position. But for others, not so much. Nevertheless, if you’re between the ages of 18-60, you have been conscripted into the Ukrainian army to fight against tanks. But don’t worry — the fucking Swedes are sending more NLAWS. They are certain if the Ukrainians destiny enough tanks and vehicles the Russians will simply tuck tale and run back to Russia.
In other news, tonight our dead President will make a speech, likely about rights for lesbians and people of color, squeezed in with a little Russia, and then rattle on about climate change and how we all need to sacrifice more to be energy independent, leaving out the part that the Keystone pipeline would’ve replaced ALL Russian oil we buy from them daily. Moreover, and this goes without saying, since that cunt got into office US oil producers have been producing 1 million barrels per day LESS THAN they were under Trump, thanks to wonderful environmental restrictions.
All of this, and so much more, is lending to the Dow’s annihilation today — OFF BY 700+ and we’re not done.
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The best lies always contain some logic and truth.
Prohibition was to stop drunks from beating their wives. In fact it was a ruse to eliminate oil’s competitor – alcohol. Many a bible banger protested in the streets, not realizing they were big oil pawns. The Model T initially ran on alcohol. Any farm or individual can make alcohol which would have made a much smaller oil industry.
The global warming, I mean climate change narrative has been driven by racist eugenicists. They’ve been saying the earth could not support 2 Billion, 3B, 4B, 6B and have been wrong for decades. They couldn’t care less about the environment.
Stop being a living example of P.T. Barnum’s quip.
https://www.corbettreport.com/episode-271-planned-parenthood-exposed/
Excellent rant.