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BIDEN-PUTIN SUMMIT SCHEDULED TBD; FUTURES RAMP

Macron did it again. He brokered a summit between Biden and Putin TBD to get us out of this quagmire, all of those vaccine headaches are about to go away once Biden, the master statesman he is, negotiates circles around Putin and is declared the winner of the world for averted a world war that was so heavily hyped every 10 mins by US intelligence agencies.

Once he nails this down, Biden might very go down as one of the best Presidents in US history, all but assuring him a 2nd term and grande statue in DC.

I should’ve seen this coming — expertly crafted message of doom for weeks to finally come to a head vis a vie an all important summit where the US delegation, led by President Biden, signs a peace treaty with Putin, ensuring Ukraine fucks off for eternity and never gets a chance to join the very cool and stylish NATO club. Once this is signed, bullish traders will ejaculate with joy all over the bears — futures STEAMING higher in celebration of world peace and American greatness.

If he fails, however, I am almost certain US intelligence agencies will alert us to the fact that a Russian invasion is all but a foregone conclusion.

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13 comments

  1. cll

    This, again, is expected.

    The fact that Putin is a cunt is well understood by most all along.

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    • it is showtime

      Does everyone not realize it’s not a War, though the only word used, is War?
      Incursion is not war.
      Subsequent military action, not war.
      At least 2 stages, before word is war. Probably, several.
      Realize the linguistics?
      News and politicos deceptive focus using word war

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      • cll

        Whoring for attention is what Putin has been up to. Not war.

        He is not ready to barter only with China and North Korea till his death.

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      • traderconfessions

        Dumb and dumber. Thanks for the linguistics lesson. Maybe if we call bullets little flying thingies they won’t kill anyone.

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        • cll

          He just spent almost 2 hours to gossip with Macron yesterday.

          Can’t take his war dreams too seriously.

          Does that fag know what he wants? That’s the real question.

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  2. purdy

    Note for political aspirants: don’t cross your legs like a freakin’ dandy when you’re meeting with an adversary who is skilled in the martial arts.

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    • cll

      He can black belt and all but he is still irrelevant. He went to Xi earlier this month and Xi told him to fuck off.

      All he has done so far: Made NATO Great Again.

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  3. s.k.

    Chin up, old sport.

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  4. irma vep

    Fuck you Fly!

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  5. moneymindsoul7

    100% no War about to breakout.

    Russia might be strong but they don’t have the balls to exclude themselves from World Economies.

    As they say in New York: “Thanks for playing, Buddy”

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  6. roguewave

    BREAKING!
    Putin attacks on Tue Feb 14th

    ooops, that was last weeks “news”

    Do not write anything down.
    Do not compare what was said last week, month, year.
    Keep believing the latest

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