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REPORT: RUSSIA MOVES FIRST GUARD’S TANK ARMY CLOSER TO UKRAINE

NASDAQ FUTS are unch, while WTI is +0.7%, natty +2.5%, and DAX futs -1.4%. News out of Russia is decisively grim — but no one gives a fuck because we’re all SupooorBowlooors now. I will have you know, I am not watching the game and instead have opted to work.

On the Russian war from we appear to have several schools of thought here. The Pro-Putin crowd in the US, largely right of center folks who are disaffected from our government, do not believe their eyes! They view the Russian movements of massively amounts of equipment and men as merely training exercises. Why? Because the US govt is warning of invasion. See how fake news works? People are so fucked in the head from all the disinformation — now with an actual credible threat looming and actual evidence to prove it — no one believes because Boy Who Cried Wolf.

This is the world we live in now.

In the real world, countries do not mass troops and armored columns next to their neighbors for fun and tell foreign diplomats to fuck off. Of course Russia isn’t admitting to a time table for invasion. How fucking stupid are you?

Russia’s famed First Guard’s Tank Army has just moved into tactical position for a final push into Ukraine — now within 30km of the border.

Russia telling the west they can stick their sanctions up their ass.

The President of Ukraine, now desperate, wants to use Biden as a human shield. Not a bad idea, actually.

This is the real last ditch effort.

And these fucking morons have Putin’s calendar.

And Belarus is calling up their army reserves.

Bottom line: Perhaps this is all a grande ruse. If so, Putin is a dickless fucked face for menacing his neighbors without actually bombing them to death. The writing is all over the wall and it seems the happenings will occur very soon.

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11 comments

  1. barbee

    “no one gives a fuck” is true-but it has nothing to do with any football game.
    Speaking of which I sure hope they’re all wearing their paper masks!

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  2. irma vep

    Do you think that what is behind all this invade Ukraine sophomoric posturing is all about the Nord Stream 2 and all the godless, endless haggling that must be ongoing?

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    • Mr. Cain Thaler

      Nah this is all old Soviet gripes coming up 30 years later. Like I’m sure Putin hates NATO and wants to embarrass the US but even if that wasn’t the case Russia is probably still here. Ukraine wanted into NATO for a reason…

      Think about it, if Putin succeeds here and installs a favorable puppet in Ukraine that other pipeline is a moot point.

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      • irma vep

        Thank you for an intelligent response. Hard to get on this blog. From what I’ve read invasion is not so easy and doesn’t accomplish much. This isn’t Afghanistan; which is much further removed from being a democracy. However, Putin will sacrifice lives to push his agenda. Repatriation of what were Russian rubles is part of it. The rubles that the oligarchs secretly and not so secretly moved offshore and invested (and squandered). And his pipeline.

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  3. Mr. Cain Thaler

    The West fucked up so bad bullying Lukashenko. He’s now determined not to become the next Qadaffi.

    Without Belarus this would be concentrated in the West and South. Now they have to defend the North as well and Kyiv is right there.

    I don’t know if war happens or not but Belarus calling up citizens doesn’t look like a drill.

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    • Mr. Cain Thaler

      Sorry East* and South obviously

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    • irma vep

      All this is from something I read, but the North is difficult to invade by land, It’s all swampland, And it is questionable how much tolerance the people of Russia would have for an outright air assault and destruction of Kyiv.

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  4. roguewave

    I initially thought just East Ukraine would be taken, but all these troop movements point to much more.

    Watch China make some well planned moves as soon as shots are fired.

    I hope Jim doesn’t volunteer as a human shield; we will really be in trouble if Kamelia leaves her post on the Mexican border.

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    • roguewave

      I still think they wait until the end of the winter games. Don’t piss off Xi

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    • roguewave

      If they mess with Russia’s connection to SWIFT, what does that mean for crypto?
      (My bet is everything sells off initially; but then what?)

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  5. richardweiner

    Male dogs abandon their puppies and leave them for the bitch to raise. Sounds like black men, amirite?

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