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SCIENCE UPDATE: How Are Life Saving Safe and Effective Vaccine Makers Doing?

I thought now would be a good time to check up on everyone’s favorite companies — the lovely folks at PFE, MRNA, and BNTX — in order to see how their life savings vaccines have treated their most ardent and loyal shareholders.

A brief run down of their fantastic business model:

Employ fascist governments, via biological edicts, to force people to accept and renew their shots into their bodies, against their will, risking injury and death — all for the sake of science and doing the neighborly thing. The next phase of their business plan includes babies — a demographic untouched by COVID-19 — but nevertheless represent virgin territory and it would be nice to see vaccination rates at 101% — because nothing says compliance better than risking death and injury for no reason whatsoever for the sake of your government officials.

If you disagree and entertain bad ideas and voice these ideas, like Joseph Rogan, you will be excommunicated from the cognoscenti and your bloodline removed from the elite order. It’s important that you know and understand, science bends for no one, except for the rare instances when it changes.

Without further delay, the stock performances!

MRNA -70% off 52 week highs
BNTX -66% off 52 week highs
PFE -17% off 52 week highs

Dear God, something must be done. If the stock prices of our life saving vaccines continues to sink, they won’t be able to finance new life savings vaccines and us ordinary folk will be forced, mind you, to weather the storms without the benefits of MRNA technology injected and clotted into our bloodstreams.

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16 comments

  1. juice

    They will be coming for Monsieur Socrates le Flea, truth-teller, when they are done with Josephus Roganonimous

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  2. emersonlakepalmer
    emersonlakepalmer

    Semper Fudge derelicts!

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  3. shy

    The measured risk of life-threatening thrombosis was an order of magnitude or more greater with Johnson & Johnson’s Janssen COVID-19 vaccine compared to any other approved mRNA COVID vaccine.

    JNJ is -5% off its 52 week high.

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  4. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Nobody is dying from vaccines. SMH.

    Now dumb fucks in some backward Southern state want to prohibit all childhood vaccines. I look forward to the comeback of the Model-T, pocket watches, and Prohibition. Long crutches and calamine lotion.

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    • roguewave

      Welcome to out planet.

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    • Dr. Fly

      you’re a moron. THOUSANDS DEAD from the vaccine

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      • traderconfessions
        traderconfessions

        2 thousand or 50 thousand? How many deaths in the US have been caused directly by the vaccine? My guess the number is closer to 2 thousand.

        I believe more than 500 million doses have been administered in US to-date. So the death-rate is likely tiny.

        Which number is higher.. death as a result of vaccination or death due to no vaccine?

        Please post to the group your findings.

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    • Mr. Cain Thaler

      Hah but enough about LA…

      Seriously though, the attack on pocket watches was uncalled for. This is the superior watch. Aviator wrist watches are for military impersonators who forgot what they were impersonating.

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      • Mr. Cain Thaler

        Sorry the LA here was shorthand for Los Angeles I realized belatedly that’s also Louisiana.

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      • traderconfessions
        traderconfessions

        I meant no disrespect to the pocket watch. My fear is that a return of the pocket watch would spur the return of the three-piece suit. That would be a shame.

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    • shy

      Millions are dead from the virus, thousands from the vaccine, often with comorbidities in the United States where the obesity rate exceeds 40%. We know children are more robust in surviving with COVID-19 than adults afflicted with obesity, but sadly not all survive.

      In comparison, why presume that the overall survival of children would be any less robust given such a vaccine?

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  5. roguewave

    Follow the science people. Nothing has changed. Boost up. Double mask up. Use a face shield for extra protection. Stay 10 feet away to be safe. Don’t let your guard down! We are close to winning the war on the virus. Just a few more years. Don’t let all your suffering end. Don’t be swayed by your unmasked leaders. AOC really believes in masks; she just forgot for a few hours during some parties.

    Smart money gets it but many a sheepleton cannot put 2 & 2 together.
    I know people who have new heart issues, cancers busting out, unbearable tinnitus – out of left field. Boosted? Yes. They still don’t see any connection. What can you say?

    Even so some are asking questions. Young athletes dying; spasms right after their shot. Kids dying. But even the dumbest of the dumb are starting to get it.
    Insurance company statisticians – they get it.

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  6. purdy

    Apparently, the spike protein in Covid 19 often causes permanent damage – including things like memory loss.

    As for the PFE vaccine, here’s the latest from Dr Malone: “Vaccine spike antigen and mRNA persist for two months in lymph node germinal centers… protein production of spike is higher than those of severely ill COVID-19 patients!”

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  7. roguewave

    CNN is last for a good reason.

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