iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
21,324 Blog Posts

SUCCESS

Congrats to all involved.

In 2008 I created a time machine able to navigate the markets and opened it up to the public to use, in order to make themselves rich. Most only read the blog, or now troll me on Twitter. Many have joined our ranks, from The PPT to Exodus and now Stocklabs — a timeline of innovation and progress. One thing has remained constant however, the oversold readings from which our platform is built around…it continues to perform with magical qualities.

Here we are wrapping up another successful oversold cycle, and yet many just want SHIB added to the matrix so that they can track it while “catching floors” in Openseas — toiling VERY HARD 23hrs per day for money. You work and work and work and work for money and you buy stuff with it and then you feeeeeeeeel good about yourselves because you did what other’s couldn’t.

Well now — I HAVE A FUCKING TIME MACHINE THAT TIMES MARKET BOTTOMS so fuck yourself.

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4 comments

  1. purdy

    “I HAVE A FUCKING TIME MACHINE THAT TIMES MARKET BOTTOMS so fuck yourself.”

    Fly went into a career trading after the Marketing Dept. let him go.

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  2. Mr. Cain Thaler

    And now, my dear bulls, it is time for you…to die.

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    • edge

      Not exactly a bull but I’m acting like one.
      I’m hedged with SOXS calls. Just in case.

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  3. soupbone

    I think that is a big accomplishment. There is AI galore competing in the same field. The switch to bear market is no doubt adaptable. Cheers

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