iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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SO WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?

I cannot even describe how mad I am at this tape, my misfortune, my bold and effervescent stupidity. I am leveraged long into what seems like a very good tape, enjoying modest gains of 1.55% and the FED’S BOWMAN steps in with some comments and we candle the fuck down and I get dicked out.

I traded merrily. I had fun doing it. I was almost feeling good about myself. And then BAM — the fucking wheels fell of and my chuck wagon careened off the dirt road over some rocks and now I am descending lower into a valley of nothing — my assured death.

I’ve sold nothing. I’ve actually added to my positions. I am now about flat to down a bit. I am too angered to look at my account. I am livid and depressed and I am not having fun anymore.

On the brighter note, NFTs are doing very well. Why, just today someone told me of their Vampire drawings that fetched 53x his cost basis in only 1 day!

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7 comments

  1. cancel19

    These Fed fuckers just don’t shut the fuck up!!!

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  2. og

    Didn’t they already say we are tapering the end of this year? I don’t get the drama.

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  3. helen

    Would you please sell and release the market so the rest of us can make money

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  4. table

    Fly, if this is really the end, go out with a basket of stocks you deem most solemn. Construct this portfolio in a ceremonious fashion – stocks we can remember you by from over the years. Include cash, but only in its earnest, paper form.

    Godspeed and see you on the other side

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  5. bizerkus

    You’ve been…thunderstruck!

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