18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Greetings and Salutations,

Before you get a chance to perish from COVID-19 or the COVID-19 cure, why not take a gander at the grandiosity of the Stocklabs market intelligence platform? It is filled with wondrous toolz, volume analytics and lightening fast algorithms that make your trading platform looks like a kindergarten kitchen set where you pretend to bake cookies.

Listen to me, this Thursday, The QuarterMaster of Stocklabs will be hosted a live Demo via Zoom. You’re all very used to Zoom now because you never leave the house, so it should not be a problem. Many of you were customer of Exodus and figured “meh, maybe it’s a little bit better — not interested.”


The good folks at iBankCoin SLAVED on the coding plantation for two years building this shit, crafting it into a day and swing traders dream platform, also populated by the largest group of trader/degenerates you’ve ever seen in one place, at The Pelican Trading Room.

Since my programmer is in Germany and is likely dreaming of sausages and beer now, I am accepting invite requests via email for now. We will accept the first 100, so be sure to email me if interested at [email protected]

The event will be this Thursday from 7pm to 8pm.

See you there fucked faces.

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