iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Our New Problem Is Deflation

Your stimmy checks are gone and soon the UNVAXXED will be FIRED from their jobs and not qualify for unemployment. The specter of harrowing COVID-19 looms and the bond market is telling you to urinate your trousers.

While I spit on the people who tell me to get the vaccine, I much prefer to die of natural causes thank you very much; I’d be reticent if I didn’t mention that I believe the COVID Delta variant is something to avoid. You’d be wise to take pre-cautions and don a mask and wipe down your shit with disinfectants. I know “BUT SCIENCE PROVES THAT DOESN’T WORK.” Well science also says to take the VAXX.

Moving on, I ended the session flat, a decent consolation for a market down more than 300. After hours a slew of companies are plunging and I expect some weakness at the open, followed by a nice drift, mind you, higher.

For those following the Exodus TRADES account on Twitter for Stocklabs trades — FUCK OFF. We have a new account and if you want details — please ask me in the Pelican Room.

TUTTO BENE.

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7 comments

  1. mad marsupial

    Let’s just evict everybody from their house, home, apartment, cave. That will separate the men from the trans. Just one day for everybody to fight their way into a home. It’s always been about survival of the fittest. Always will be.

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  2. emersonlakepalmer
    emersonlakepalmer

    Deflation, inflation, poopflation, assflation…..whatever you want to call it is fine with me. Locked and loaded, swift, silent & deadly is the only way to survive what’s coming.

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  3. richardweiner

    Here is an NFT of The Fly getting cum in his eye.

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  4. bob smith

    Unvaxxed people should be forced to join the Taliban and move to Afghanistan, thus eliminating 3 plagues at once.

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    • tha pirate

      Sure, except that thanks to sleepy Jim’s handler’s, radical Islam in Afghanistan, Iran and throughout the world are getting bolder & stringer. Thanks to the Socialist, cancel culture, Islamist policies of the new Dem party, Afghanistan may be a safer & stronger place soon than the USA..

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  5. purdy

    Any hint of “too low” inflation (never mind deflation) will be taken as permission to send more stimulus to us voter/eaters.

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