CDC: VACCINATED PEOPLE ARE FREE

Good news plebs

The CDC director just did a presser. I am soooo exciting I nearly soiled my trousers. She said, and I am paraphrasing a bit here: if you vaccinated yourselves — you are NOW FREE to roam and sashay outside to play or to drink, socialize, have a good time. HOWEVER, for you fucks who did not take the medicine, you are now FUCKED and should remain FULLY DOUBLE MASKED and away from civilized society.

Israeli studies have proven, according to the CDC, the vaccine is super safe and you should all take it.

Moreover, and this goes without saying, BUILD BACK BETTER.

Also, the fucks at Colonial Pipeline just paid an imaginary ransom for a pipeline shutdown that was caused by RUSSIAN HACKERS. Additionally, Israel is set to ground invade Gaza.

And, also, stocks are CAREENING higher. My top idea is to short the VIX. Fuck the VIX and all of the bears in it.

But this blog is in fact OVER-SHADOWED by the COLLAPSE in cryptos due to a DOJ investigation of Binance. Yes, yesterday Musk shit on BTC and today Binance is under arrest. The crypto cabal is falling fast. God willing, I will be able to buy ETH cheaper than I did in May, when June rolls around.

80% long, 20% cash, looking for MOAR.