Officially, fuck Elon Musk. This piece of shit announced several months ago Tesla would accept BTC as a form of payment for his stupid cars, that auto-crash into cinderblocks. Lo and below, coming off of MONTHS of Dogecoin buffoonery, Elon comes out with this presser declaring BTC literally evil for causing the polar ice caps to melt the fuck down. MUHHHH bad for the environment. MUHHHHHH fuck BTC.
Tesla & Bitcoin pic.twitter.com/YSswJmVZhP
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 12, 2021
Instead of having Tesla announce this during regular business hours like normal people would, this fucked for face does it in the twilight hours for MAXIMUM impact, likely due to a feud with one of his other billionaire asshole friends. I would imagine him right now tripping on mushrooms with his bitch wife, tripping out of their minds, laughing at the crashing BTC price action tonight.
If you think this was just Elon finally learning about how BTC is mined — you’re an idiot. This is another example of drugs addling the mind and destroying one’s ability to function with others in a society. Elon Musk is mentally handicapped and should be ousted from Tesla. Then again, I’m just saying all of this because I’m mad, really really mad, because my ETH fortune has decreased.
If, for example, I was in 100% cash during this “crypto crash”, this blog would read somewhat differently.
But for now, FUCK Elon Musk and his piece of shit cars. I hope they blow up in space.
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Great piece BOSS!
Weak hands. ETH to make a new all time high.
ETH is still going to $10k so not sure what you’re crying about. Your monthly buying program will afford you cheaper ETH so the way I look at it, Elon did you a solid.
EM is Bond-level evil genius who fucks with people’s fortunes large and small for shits and giggles. Just another arrogant asshole motivated by celebrity. He should be in jail for any number of reasons including marrying what’s-her-name.
Huge overreaction. Tesla is temporarily suspending transactions? Give me a break. How many people were transacting in btc anyway? He said in the same post they’re not selling any btc and will resume in the future. The crypto market is a total spazz community, fueled by energy drinks and teenaged hormones.