Stocks Strong; Cryptos BTFO — COVID Vaccine Toxic?

France, Italy and Ireland have paused their AZN vaccine due to a RARE BRAIN BLOOD CLOT thing that seems to be fucking people without explanation. They say it’s extremely rare and most people won’t have anything to fear. ‘Tis the point of vaccines. Some of you, sadly, will perish in the fires — most will live on and get to enjoy this brave new world for decades more. My interest in the vaccine is exactly zero. It could’ve went either way, since I couldn’t give two fucks if the thing kills me or not. I don’t know why so many of you are keen on living so long.

I’m just not into the whole “do it for the grander society” aspect, save a 90 year old. Fuck the 90 years olds and also fuck the fat fucks who keep stuffing their faces with cheesed burgers. You actually deserve death, so don’t come here with your treble chins, telling me to inject nonsense into my bloodstream. I am not a vaxxer. Let’s be clear about that. I just don’t give a fuck.

Moving on, cryptos have collapsed. All of the CoinFAGS were elated at $62k, counting their money, and now they’re not. Totally fucked. At the same time stocks are jimmying higher. There is not a discernible explanation other than more buyers than sellers. I have done dick since the open — still up by 250bps, effectively spinning my wheels in the process.