*** STOCKLABS IS COMING ***

It is the everlasting mantra inside of my head, a jingle that I awaken to and one that lulls me to sleep when exhausted.

“STOCKLABS IS COMING” has been an ongoing slogan repeated at House Fly indefinitely to the point of nauseating superficiality. Here I am and there I go making grande sums of coin, seemingly unable or unwilling to launch a data platform in the works from the heart of Germany for nearly 2 years. I have promised the launch of said data platform for more than a year now — not because I am willfully deceiving people — but because I myself have been overly optimistic and also unwillingly deceived by parties who mean well.

But I promise you this and only this — when this fucker launches — it will be the greatest stock market data platform the world will ever know. It will reduce you to tears, as you revel in its glory and succumb to its grandeur and beauty.

We now have a beta trial email list in the many thousands, due to the popularity of the market and the extreme winship that seems to follow me wherever I go. These trials will persist for months, as we ebb and flow with the newcomers and kick them out once they refuse to pay me. If you want to try it and receive a discounted beta trial fee on our annual plans, sign up now in the link above, otherwise fuck off as I am too consumed with trading and winning than to offer sales pitches on a frequent basis.