iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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A Wanton Tale of Unmatched Success

I started off the day slow, as I had things to do. I did not trade until noon, at which point I was down by 150bps. I quickly made a trade in XTNT for +15%. It took me 4 seconds to open and close that trade. Then I ebbed into OCGN and ebbed more and once more and ended up +10% in a 15% weighted position. The point of this story isn’t to inspire you or to even SUBSCRIBE TO Exodus. I do not need your money, as I have plenty of my own. However, it’s worth noting, if everyone canceled, I might be quite sad, having no one to talk to anymore might finally drive me insane. But that’s not the point. The point is for you, the unwashed pleb, EAT MORE FISH — FISH LESS.

LOOK AT THOSE GAINS, +50% for the month, +140% YTD. You cannot match me, even if you lived 100 lifetimes and studied how to trade in every one of them.

The final minutes of today were bald, fat, and stupid. Very sad. I closed out with 45% cash, and will be trading very light, as I head towards a storm ravaged city in the hopes of eventful swimming!

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9 comments

  1. irma vep

    You did it again. Errol Garner! You’re a man of good taste in stocks and music.

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  2. ezthere

    The Fed will show its cool hand once again. I can’t recall any Fed chair wanting a stock crash on their resume.

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    • irma vep

      A small crash is better than a big one. The Fed seems to already been very active in controlling the precipitousness of the fall. I don’t want it to happen while Biden is POTUS but a small one may be necessary.

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      • ezthere

        Biden. Really depends if he intends to run in 2024. A bad stock market does not bode will for an incumbent. Ask George Bush sr.

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        • it is showtime

          They left, shady tentative Biden
          with fair amount of “everything bubble”

          Could have slammed Trump with it
          So are you saying, they left Biden with
          a tenuous, perilous situation at least,
          When they could have pulled it on “bad guy”,
          And now they’re gonna extra-bubble it
          To ensure this militarily disavowed unsecured
          office holder,
          in fairly degenerative worsening condition
          runs in 3 years?

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          • bob smith

            Could you please translate that comment into English? I don’t speak gibberish.

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          • emersonlakepalmer

            I think he said “ I’ll order the fish”

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          • irma vep

            It’s possible he’ll run in 3 years. If it’s a small bomb the good stock traders with dry powder will love it! Not to mention those that play both sides of the jazz call and answer.

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          • it is showtime

            When one of the most accurate summary-characterizations, regarding post-inauguration status, (I’m sure you’re all knowledgeable that AF1 has not been labeled to JB yet. AF2 has been the only allowed designation, thus far. I’m sure you all know that), is called gibberish,

            Try elevating your cognition, not sabotaging it.

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