iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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CHURNING TOWARDS THE SUN

I cast over 100 trades today, to and fro, ebbing and weaving — attempting my hand at extreme greatness. Hank Aaron was good at hitting homeruns and making pitchers look stupid. The Fly is good at banking coin in stocks and making all of his enemies look like cuckholds.

‘Tis my curse, here to make everyone else happy, providing households with splendor in exchange for gratitude. Nevertheless, happiness is a fleeting concept and overrated. I work to achieve arbitrary goals in an arbitrary setting in order to validate my existence via nonsensical benchmarks.

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  1. indexjoe

    We are gonna die soon

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  2. irma vep

    You love it all.

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  3. soupbone

    your mode of operations will ensure your survival in the markets at least.

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  4. purdy

    “arbitrary goals in an arbitrary setting in order to validate my existence via nonsensical benchmarks” Good stuff. I like it when those in the manor house are self-aware.

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  5. hidden hills

    this reminds me of the late 90s. Between bitcoin and the mining stocks. and the pot stocks. It is just crazy. Up over 4 million just in APHA today alone. up over 22 million just in APHA. the bitcoin mining stocks even better. This comes along once every 20 years so enjoy it. Most here don’t know what happens after.

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    • edge

      We get another blast from the $1400 and after that, assuming that a significantly increased demand for bank credit fails to materialize we start coming back to reality.
      But federal money continues to flow into EVs and other clean energy.
      That’s my current thesis.
      The present hot plays.
      Then Vix plays along with EVs.

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  6. edge

    And another thing: a few of the guys leading the WSB charge are some smart mofos and they have millions of fans.
    Millions of dumb fans. I see money.

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  7. edge

    Case in point: who is going to make the big money in EVs?
    Software for one. Who’s a major player (leader?) In self driving software?
    BB. They are NOT a cell phone company.
    Look for WSB money to come in heavy.

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