I cast over 100 trades today, to and fro, ebbing and weaving — attempting my hand at extreme greatness. Hank Aaron was good at hitting homeruns and making pitchers look stupid. The Fly is good at banking coin in stocks and making all of his enemies look like cuckholds.
‘Tis my curse, here to make everyone else happy, providing households with splendor in exchange for gratitude. Nevertheless, happiness is a fleeting concept and overrated. I work to achieve arbitrary goals in an arbitrary setting in order to validate my existence via nonsensical benchmarks.If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter