iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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STOCKS, CRYPTOS BUST THE FUCK LOOSE

I started trading around 4am today. Being a man of distinction and panache, I of course traded out from DOGECOIN last night, via Mrs Fly, and can report back profits. This morning I sold out of everything and locked in 420bps of gains just before stepping back in for even moar.

Bitcoin and all other cryptos are careening to record highs, as well as gold, silver and just about everything else. I booked a 2min day trade in GMBL today for +11%, only to see it run another 15% in seconds after my sale. After I sold LIFE for a 15% gain, it too ran but even greater, up 30% from my sale.

This is the life of a top shelf day trader extraordinaire, profits are but a foregone conclusion. The only challenge is knowing when to pull the trigger and how much profit to extract from the masses.

I’m presently in hunt mode, 45% cash, intent on being all in by the close.

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2 comments

  1. heckler

    F iBC where is Mrs Fly’s crypto blog!?

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  2. metalleg

    Sounds like you’re suffering from a mild case of premature elimination.

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