iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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WELCOME TO WALL STREET

Millions of brand new investors were baptized by fire this past two weeks, as the machine on Wall ground them up into chopped meat and grilled them to be eaten by some of the hungriest hedge fund managers around. The idea that a decentralized group of FUCKING MISFITS could form a phalanx and HOLD THE LINE amidst record chicanery is the most laughable thing I’ve seen since TLRY peaked at $300.

Let this sink into your thickened skulls.

No one gives a shit about you, especially not here. When you fail, no one will bail you out — because you’re just not that important. You eat what you can kill and you never trade out of emotions or idealism. Fuck your politics and fuck the mission you think you’re on. The only thing that matters is getting from 1st base to second and then third and then home. Your enemies are ill defined and your friends are non-existent.

Now take your losses and learn from this experience and I don’t ever want to hear from you again, Mr Diamond Hands. And shame on the media and all of the fucked faces who pandered to that group of inexperienced fucked for faces on Reddit.

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6 comments

  1. irma vep

    see\saw/see

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  2. 'merica

    I’m a fan of the Stocklabs news, but the mobile layout could use smaller font. That or two lines. I can only see a quarter of the headlines.

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  3. emersonlakepalmer
    emersonlakepalmer

    The enemy is never ill defined grasshopper. The enemy is everyone everywhere at all times. In the immortal words of resident penis palmer Dick Weiner: “Be polite and professional but always have a plan to kill the person you’re talking to.”

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  4. heckler

    Fly did you play Bob Marley themed ganja weed tea beverages on this fine day?

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  5. soupbone

    the Eiffel tower lesson and the zero sum game lesson learned quick…

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  6. indexjoe

    STUNNING SUCCESS

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